Total Medals Earned: 33 (From 11 different games.) Total Medal Score: 525 Points
Medals Earned: 9/45 (55/1,440 points)
Add an Orchard to the Farm.
Get the Backpack.
Build the Storehouse.
Defeat a Boar.
Build the Smelter.
Build the Farm.
Build the Hut.
Build the Kitchen.
Build the Workshop.
Build a structure with a Blueprint.
Build the Market.
Build the Power Plant.
Defeat a Wyrm.
Catch an Electric Eel.
Build the Dock.
Build the Laboratory.
Activate the Forge.
Now what do I do with it?
Build the Elevator.
Buy a Super Pack.
Build the Factory.
Build the Wyrm Pen.
Add a Pen to the Farm.
Cook a Pizza.
Defeat a Golem.
Mine a Diamond.
Defeat a Diode Wolf.
Activate the Synthesizer.
Read all the Logs.
Chop down a Purple Tree.
Install a full set of Cyborg gear.
Obtain a full set of dragon equipment.
Fly on a Dragon.
Capture a spirit of every element.
Hatch a Dragon from a Cocoon.
Solve the Bandit problem.
Upgrade your character with 500 or more Skill Points.
Defeat the Wyrm Queen.
Build a Boat.
Defeat the Old One.
Successfully Confront the Mirrows.
Defeat the Golemech.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (175/175 points)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/175 points)
Looks more like it...
You failed your mission, and suffered the consequences.
You accomplished your mission, and suffered the consequences.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/125 points)
Kinghood suxx
Take the easy way out.
That's quite a busy reign
Grab your piece of eternal kingship
Medals Earned: 4/11 (85/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 1/26 (5/495 points)
Defeat Gotaro
Bring something shiny back to someone who need it
Give something purple to someone who need it
Fulfill certain conditions for the ending
Eat the purple fruit
Defeat Giant water snake
Complete normal difficulty
Maximize the red pills number and its healing effect
Break the talisman
Complete easy difficulty
Complete hard difficulty
Receive all ???'s secrets in Sakura Village
Defeat Shikigami TenguTengu
Maximize the levels of all accessories
Defeat soul of the ancient demon
Complete no mercy difficulty
Defeat TenguTengu without taking damage
Defeat demon fox
Pass the stalactites falling areas without taking damage
Maximize the levels of all AP skills
Pass the waterfalls areas without taking damage
Complete no mercy in 5 minutes and 30 seconds
Complete all the other achievements
Medals Earned: 3/11 (105/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
Win the aggressive way
Win the undetected way
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Win the epic way
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 5/20 (35/500 points)
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Blow up a jeep
Get punched by a banana
Get skewered on spikes
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)